MEMO

TO: All managers
FROM: Brewster Munson
SUBJECT: Acceptable Office Memorabilia

It has come to my attention that some employees are displaying office memorabilia that are less than acceptable from a business image standpoint. Please review the following guidelines and take appropriate action.

Acceptable

• Any framed photograph of our Founder
• Photos that show the employee with a business leader or Republican politician
• Framed copies of articles from the Wall Street Journal
• Humorous golf items, so long as they are not made of plastic or brightly colored
• Photos of the Founder's round-the-world balloon, the Corporate Challenger
• A formal photograph of one's immediate family, taken in a studio with a muted background

Unacceptable

• Any family photo not taken in a studio
• Photos of the employee on vacation, recreating, cooking outdoors, drinking alcohol, or smoking
• Photos that show the employee violating the corporate dress code, section 6c: Offsite and After Hours Attire
• Employee photos that display cleavage, tattoos, or questionable hand gestures
• Models of the Corporate Challenger, especially those with graffiti or added signage
• Cartoons, especially Dilbert
• Plastic novelty items, including (but not limited to) cartoon and movie figures, animals, and sports "bobble-heads"
• "Artwork" by children
• Wedding photographs (formal or informal)

Remember, these are guidelines. Questionable items should be impounded, pending approval by the Decor committee.