The Munson Memos
Brewster Munson is not a complicated man. He has devoted his entire life to the corporation, forsaking trivial distractions like hobbies, vacations, or marriage. His one vice is watching professional bowling, although he himself has never visited a bowling alley ("It's the shoes," he shudders, "Crawling with all sorts of other people's...nastiness.")
As the President of Employee Relations, Munson is constantly on the hunt for nastiness, which he defines quite broadly. Whenever he detects something that affects productivity or corporate decorum, he composes a memo. Some of the most memorable are presented here.
Last summer, VP Munson reluctantly sat for a portrait by Bonnie Dean.
The Memos
Office Memorabilia Munson defines proper and improper office decor.
Holiday Terminology Munson announces an all-purpose greeting.
Two Draft Memos Munson cancels birthday celebrations.
Nostril Penetration Munson avoids the B word.
The No Stroll Memo Pick up the pace, people.
Decision-Making Device The newest executive decision tool?
Pride Week Munson foils Star Wars fans.
Pride Week Reaction Some employees are enthusiastic.
Heatwave Memo The corporate dress code meets global warming.
Safety Hazard A dangerous toy invades the cubes.
Dealing with POOP Munson provides valuable guidance on a sensitive subject.